Funny Paragraphs

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It’s always nice to send Funny Paragraphs to the people you care about, whether they’re close friends, relatives, or other people you hold dear. Here are some funny paragraphs that you can share with your family and friends even with your love ones:

Funny Paragraphs

Because of you, I’ve learned so much, and I wish you all the best in the future. It’s okay if things go tough; I’ll be here for you no matter what. Please refrain from adapting your personality to fit the needs of anyone. You’re fantastic just the way you are. You’ll go far in life and accomplish a lot. You may expect to see me soon.

Blessed are those who have a companion to help them when they fall. It’s a blessing in disguise that you’re here to lend a helpful hand. Sincerely, thank you for always being there, lending attentive ears, and wiping away my tears. Thank you so much for what you’ve done. The best friend ever.

And I hope in 20 years we can look back and just be so glad that we had such a close and meaningful connection. I can honestly say that I’ve met a true friend in you. In all honesty, you’re my best buddy and I adore you dearly!

To sum it up, I want you to know that I adore you. I refuse to take friendship for granted because it is one of life’s most gratifying experiences. I’m not going to let you go for granted.

That would be you, my dearest and most trusted companion, sister, and co-conspirator. Even when I only see the worst in myself, you still see the best in me, no matter how bad things go.

You provide as a constant reminder of who I am and what I aspire to become. Thank you. You improve my character.

Even if you trip and fall, a good friend will assist you up; however, a great friend will laugh as they help you up and then trip and fall again.

Once upon a time, a naive individual made the brilliant choice to become friends with someone who was just as naive as he was. Congratulations!

Since we were children, you’ve always stood by my side. We’ve always had each other’s backs, whether we were kids with sprained ankles or teens with shattered hearts.

The best friend anyone could want for is you, and I want to thank you for being by my side during all of this. My best friend, I adore you!

Suppose there was just one parachute on board a plane that was going to crash. I swear I’ll deliver the best eulogy at your memorial service.

One night, a beautiful star came down to visit us here on Earth and inquired, “Would you want a million dollars or a good friend?” If I had a million bucks, I’d buy a mansion. Because I’ve already got you in my possession!

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Even though we’ve only known each other for a short time, you’ve already proven to be an incredible friend. I sincerely hope that our friendship will endure. You’re hilarious, and I really want to get to know you better.

Every day is a new chance for me to get to know you better, and I want you to know that I’m in love with you all over again every time I see you.

I don’t want anyone else to be able to enjoy the love I have for you.

After three years of knowing each other, I’m still in love with you. However, seeing you still sends shivers down my spine.

I adore you in a place devoid of both space and time. My affection for you endures, grows, and is ever-present. My adoration for you is limitless. I’m not sure what drew me to you and your soul, but I was.

I felt as though I had a premonition: he was right around the corner. It’s all over now. He’s the one. You’ll never understand how much I appreciate everything you’ve done for me. I can only promise you one thing: I will love you with all of my heart and soul forever.

My affection for you is like a fine wine that never gets old or sour since it is forever. It’s a baby that will outlive its parents, the rest of the human race, and everything in it. When it comes to true love, there is no such thing as a death sentence.

Funny Paragraphs To Read

A man confides in his therapist, “I’m plagued by a bizarre nighttime dream. I’m trapped in a room with a locked door and a notice posted on it. It won’t budge no matter how hard I push it.

Interesting, muses the psychiatrist.” Nevertheless, could you please explain what the notice on the door says? It says ‘Pull, responds the man.

While they waited for the train, three oblivious writers discussed a literary project on the platform. As soon as the announcement had been given, the train had finally pulled into station.

As the train approached the station, there was full chaos among the eagerly anticipating passengers. The train departed as passengers hurried inside. In the midst of the chaos, one of the authors missed the train.

Seeing all of this, a bystander approached the writer and urged him not to worry and that he should get on the next train going in that direction. There were two people that went on the train and came to see me off as I was supposed to catch the train, so I’m not worried about that.” The writer said. (lol)

A bear hunt was conducted by two men. Neither of them left the hut except to go in search of a bear. He soon came across a massive bear and fired a few shots at it, but all he managed to do was hurt it. When the bear charged, he dropped his rifle and ran as fast as he could towards the cabin.

He was running very fast, but the bear was outpacing him by a whisker. He stumbled and collapsed as he got closer to the open cabin door. He tripped over the bear, who was following too closely to be able to halt in time.

Man leapt up, shut cabin door, and yelled to his companion inside, “You skin this one while I go and fetch another!” to his friend inside.

After the burglary, a man decides to track down the intruder and talk to him about what happened the night before. According to the desk sergeant, you’ll have your day in court.

I beg you, please do not! claims the individual. ‘I’m curious as to how he entered the house without awakening my wife. That’s something I’ve been attempting for years!

Then one of the men in the audience stands up and asks, “What was the best day of your life?”

It was my happiest day when I lost my donkey in Cuccureddu’s mountain, and when I recovered it, I carried it to the village’s square and everyone fu it,” he says.

Another man in the audience inquires, And the second finest day of your life?”

That second time was when I lost a sheep in Cuccureddu’s mountain and found it, I brought it to the village’s square and everyone fued me, said the shepherd.

A third viewer then stands up and says, “And the worst day of your life? .

Getting lost in Cuccureddu’s mountain was the worst day of my life “1 people have expressed support for this idea.

One night, Junior was afraid to sleep alone at camp, so he dashed to his teacher’s tent and begged, “Miss, can I please sleep with you tonight?

But when his teacher shouts “NO,” Junior begs “But my mother lets me.” In response to the teacher’s remark, “OK then, just for tonight.

“Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger?” Junior says as he leaps into her bed.

Her response is once more a resounding no. However, my mother permits me,” Junior asserts once more. So the teacher says, “Well, I think it’s okay. After a few minutes of silence, the teacher screams.

A 15-year prison inmate manages to get out on the other side. When he breaks into a house in search of cash and weapons, he comes across a young couple asleep in bed.
In the meantime, he ties up the guy and gets on top of him before kissing his neck and getting up to go to the bathroom.

The husband informs his wife while he’s in there: “Look at his clothing—an he’s escaped felon! He’s likely spent a significant amount of time behind bars and hasn’t interacted with a female in many years.
I caught a glimpse of him kissing your neck.” If he wants s*x, don’t fight it, don’t whine, and just go through with it.

Never give up on him, no matter how much he makes you sick. This individual is most likely a serious threat to the community. He’ll k*ll us if he gets mad. Honey, you must be strong. You have my undying affection.”

As a result, his wife had the following to say: “He wasn’t stroking my neck in that kiss. He was speaking softly in my ear, almost like a whisper. You were cute, and he told you he was gay. He also asked if we had any vaseline, because he thought you were cute.

I informed him that it was located in the bathroom, and he was relieved. Honey, you must be strong. Yes, I adore you as well!” smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

I immediately realized I had to leave the restaurant yesterday because I had to vomit. Because the music was so loud, I synchronized the release of my gas to the beat.

I began to feel better after listening to a few tunes. As soon as I finished my coffee, I saw that everyone was looking at me….
Then I realized I was still listening to my iPod through my earphones, which made me unhappy.

Greek philosopher Socrates was renowned for his great regard for knowledge in antiquity. When a friend ran into Socrates, he asked, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about your friend?”

Wait a second, “Socrates had a response to it. “I’d like you to take a short quiz before you tell me anything. The Triple Filter Test is what it’s called “‘s a good place to start. “Do you have a three-stage filter?” “Yes, you read that correctly.

Socrates went on to say more.

“Take a deep breath and think about what you’re going to say before you bring up my friend with me.
Truth serves as the first and most important filter.

Is what you’re about to tell me 100 percent accurate?”

No, he responded, “I’d only heard about it from a friend.” Socrates nodded and said, “All fine.” “As a result, you have no idea whether or not the statement is true.

Next, let’s put the Goodness filter to use. Does what you plan to tell me about my friend sound good?” “On the contrary,” he said, “…”

You want to tell me something horrible about him, but you’re not sure it’s true,” Socrates continued. It’s possible that you’ll pass the test even if you fail the other filters.

Am I going to gain anything from what you want to share about my friend?” “No, not at all,” the respondent replied.

Then why do you want to tell me something if it’s neither true nor good or even useful?” Socrates asked conclusively.”

This is why people revered Socrates as a great philosopher. Additionally, it explains how he was never made aware of his best friend’s infidelity.

There was a heated debate between Jesus and the devil about who was the greater computer programmer. I am, Jesus exclaimed in a loud voice. The devil shot back, “No, I’m not!” “I am!” he exclaimed. It’s me! Me Not you, of course!

EEEEEEENOUGH!” When God yelled, the entire cosmos went black. There were two computers in front of them as the lights turned back on.

he stated to the computer programmers, “You have twenty minutes. Whoever finishes first wins.”

Both Jesus and the devil were seated at their own keyboards, clicking and typing furiously. There was a power outage, and all was lost after about 15 minutes of playtime. The computer screens remained blank when everything was brought back to life.

The devil made numerous futile attempts to reclaim what he had lost. He didn’t have anything to show for his efforts.

After pressing only one key, everything came flooding back to Jesus. The devil was taken aback and gave him a puzzled look. That’s absurd! What gave you the idea to do that?

Everybody knows that Jesus saves,” he added as he turned and smiled at him. NO, MY PEOPLE, NOT AT ALL.

I immediately realized I had to leave the restaurant yesterday because I had to vomit. Because the music was so loud, I synchronized the release of my gas to the beat.

I began to feel better after listening to a few tunes. As soon as I finished my coffee, I saw that everyone was looking at me….
Then I realized I was still listening to my iPod through my earphones, which made me unhappy.

One day, a man and a friend head out to their neighborhood golf course to play a round of golf. There’s a big funeral procession just next to where one of the golfers is getting ready to chip onto the green.

His swing is interrupted mid-swing by him removing the top of his golf cap and bowing his head in prayer.

“Wow,” his friend exclaims, “that is the most considerate and sensitive thing I have ever seen. You have a heart of gold.

That’s when the man’s reply comes in: “Yeah… we’ve been married that long!

It’s been thirty minutes already. I’m going through them one at a time… That’s quite an accomplishment. I have not come across any other intriguing forum before.

When a cat passes away naturally, it goes to Heaven with it. There he runs into none other than the Lord. If there is anything I can do to make your time in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know,” the Lord tells the cat.

After a brief pause, the cat continues, “Lord, I’ve spent my entire existence with a poor household and had to sleep on a rough hardwood floor. There is a nice fluffy pillow appearing since the Lord has stopped and said, “Say no more.”.

Six mice die in a horrible farming accident a few days later and go to Heaven. Once more, the Lord is waiting to greet them and extend the same invitation to both parties.

The mice provide an answer by saying,  We’ve been on the run our entire lives. We’ve had to flee from stray animals and dogs, as well as broom-wielding women. We’ve had it with running; we’re sick of it.

What are the chances that we’ll be able to replace running with roller skates?” Every mouse gets a brand new pair of roller skates when the Lord says, Any longer.

After a week, the Lord returns to check on the cat and discovers him soundly dozing on a cushion. It’s been a while since you’ve been here since you came, so how are things treating you now?

The cat reacts by stretching and yawning “This place is fantastic. Much better than I had anticipated. What a great job you’ve done with Meals on Wheels!”

A man carries his dog into the veterinarian’s clinic, screaming for help. As soon as the vet returns, he orders him to put his dog down on the examination table and returns him to the examination room.

Upon closer inspection of the lifeless, limp body, the vet informs the guy that his dog has unfortunately died. To show his dissatisfaction, the man insists on getting a second opinion.

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Hello there, lovely people. Stop weeping; it’s over. Start smiling because the ungrateful jerk isn’t your problem. So, instead of mourning the fact that he picked her over you, look at the bright side.

You know what, if they ever injure you again, just let me know and I’ll set things up so that their death appears to be an accident! Never fear, I’ve got your back.

What can I do to get you to pay attention to what I have to say? Purchase a friendship premium of some kind? Because I’m sick of you not taking my concerns seriously, I’ll give you my money now. No one can make fun of me because I cry when I see touching advertisements.

Please keep in mind that you shouldn’t take yourself or your life too seriously. There’s no way you’ll make it out of here alive. If you’re feeling depressed, like the world doesn’t care, or you just want to cry, know that someone is trying to open a door behind you.

Greetings, dearest BFF. I hope your preparation for tomorrow’s test went swimmingly. While reading today, I realized that the word “Studying” was originally composed of two words… Some of the students are already dead.

Don’t let anyone make you feel inferior, my friend. People like them are deserving of a chair high-five to the face. I’ll tell all the children your phone number is Santa’s hotline the next time you make fun of me.

Our relationship is very young, but you’re already a great buddy. Our friendship has the potential to last a long time. You’re hilarious, and I really want to get to know you better.

Since we were children, you’ve always stood by my side. We’ve always had each other’s backs, whether we were kids with grazed knees or teens with shattered hearts.

The best friend anyone could want for is you, and I want to thank you for being by my side during all of this. My best friend, I adore you!

Once upon a time, a naive individual made the brilliant choice to become friends with someone who was just as naive as he was. Congratulations!

Another star came to visit us one night and asked, “Do you want a million dollars or a good friend?” I replied, “A million dollars.” I’d rather have a million bucks than nothing at all. Because I’ve already got you in my possession!

When you fall, a decent friend will assist you up, but a best friend will help you up, laugh, then trip you once more..

As though we were on a doomed plane with only one parachute. I swear I’ll deliver the best eulogy at your memorial service.

“I’m going to warn NASA that if you reject me, you are the real cause of global warming,” say in a low voice.

Say, Wait! while a girl is staring at you. Let me prepare my maps and GPS before you look at me with those enticing eyes. You have my permission to proceed.

Even if I wanted to declare that I could never love you more, I know that’s not the case. With each passing day, my affection for you will grow deeper.

What is your secret to looking so stunning? Tell me what’s going on. I’d be delighted to maintain my good looks for you at all times. Your grin is the most important thing in the world to me. It’s the stuff that keeps me going. Baby, just give me a little grin before you run away. You have my undying affection.

For the sake of insurance, I must have your name and phone number. [What would be the point of having it?] Because when I saw you, I lost my balance and hurt myself.

I’m glad I’ve kept in touch with you over the years. You have no idea how difficult it has been for me to put up with your idiocy for so long!

Not wanting to be friends with someone who already knows your deepest darkest secrets is a difficult task. It’s no longer an option for me to be friends with you; it’s a duty!

When you fall, a decent friend will assist you up, but a best friend will help you up, laugh, then trip you once more.. Another star came to visit us one night and asked,

Do you want a million dollars or a good friend?” I replied, “A million dollars.” I’d rather have a million bucks than nothing at all. Because I’ve already got you in my possession!

Thank you for bringing this to my attention and helping me see that I’m a failure. Who else except a loser like myself would want to be friends with someone as bizarre as you?

My understanding is that a true friend aids you in the concealment of a dead body. Will you be my dead body if I have a friend like that?

Truly good friends are like a lot of farts in a group of people. They don’t have as strong an odor, are constantly entertaining, and are an absolute necessity in your existence.

As though we were on a doomed plane with only one parachute. I swear I’ll deliver the best eulogy at your memorial service.

There’s no denying that having me in your life makes you one of the luckiest people alive. There’s no way you want any more good fortune in your life. Thank you for being by my side despite all of the romantic partners I’ve erroneously picked over you.

Funny Paragraphs Jokes

My acquaintance once enlisted the help of a few home painters to complete some painting projects around the property. He wanted his porch painted by them.

The house painters returned a little time later to collect payment, their job having been completed. It’s a Porsche, they told my friend, but it’s not a real Porsche.

When something horrible is about to happen, there’s a skeleton in our midst who sees it coming. After becoming renowned, the skeleton finally revealed his secret to a TV crew when asked why he had this ability: he could feel ill feelings in his bones.

One day, my buddies and I went to a cafe. We were told to sample their specialty coffee by the waitress. We all agreed, and the coffee was soon on its way.

Our coffee tastes like muck and mud, and as we sipped it, we discovered why. This infuriated us all, so we all complained right away. It was freshly ground coffee!

exclaims the shocked waiter as he runs over in a daze to help calm things down.

At one point during supper, the youngest son inquired of his father whether or whether eating worms tasted good. Both of the boy’s parents chastised him and warned him not to bring up such topics at the dinner table again.

If you ask me why I asked, I suppose worms taste great because there was one in your noodles,” the youngster answered after dinner when his father asked him why he had asked.

The priest used to give each of us an orange and a huge cookie after church on Sundays. Because God is always watching, the priest once related the story of the little girl who lied and snatched two oranges.

After that, the young lady deceived everyone by stealing two cookies and lying about it. When pressed on the matter, she claimed that she had done it because she believed that God was only interested in oranges when she was asked.

Bryan Clay, a farmer, once strayed into a cave while on a trip and discovered a magic light. Rub the lamp and a Genie will come and ask for your desire.

The farmer expressed his desire to be extremely wealthy to him. In response to his request, the Genie stated everything was fine and said, “Now Mr. Very Rich Clay, what is your second wish?”

I went to the haunted house to see what it was all about. Because it was near a forest, the local guide cautioned me to expect wildlife. There was, in fact, a panda.

I was surprised when it started talking when I handed it food. There were no humans in sight, and the only food the panda had access to was a stick of dynamite.

Invading the bank, a gang of robbers approached the manager and demanded that he open the vault. By declaring, “If you do anything smart, you’re fiction,

he was threatening the management. Unsure what he meant, the manager inquired: “Don’t you mean ‘You are history’? “Do not shift the subject, okay? the robber snapped back.

Once, while I was in the library, a man approached me and requested some ham and cheese. The librarian informed him that he was really at a library and thanked him for his consideration. After apologizing to the librarian, the man said, “Can I have have some ham and cheese?

When I found that my father had been injured after falling from a 20-foot ladder, I was in my backyard gardening. When I arrived to the hospital, I was expecting to find my father in serious condition with multiple fractures, but he was only cut up and bruised. Instead of agreeing with me and saying, Son, I just fell from the first step of the ladder, he said,  It’s not a miracle.

Except for the Kangaroo, all of the woodland creatures were relieved when rain finally arrived after a severe drought. In response to the others’ inquiries, the Kangaroo explained that the rain meant that all of its children would have to stay inside and play.

When I went to see a distant relative, I noticed he was playing chess with his cat in the living room. As far as I’m concerned, this cat is hands down the smartest ever. My cousin’s response was this: “Not at all! All of her matches have ended in defeat for her!

After a long day of classes, my brother came home fired up and ready to start a new diet plan. Before my brother started eating his homework for dinner, we didn’t give it much consideration.

To which we politely objected and he explained, “I was just trying to see how it tasted because my teacher stated the homework will be a piece of cake for me.

Stories can serve as a primary source of inspiration for some of the funniest jokes.
Aside from being funny, storytelling can engross an audience member by causing them to care about the outcome of the jokes.

Here’s a lengthy collection of the funniest and most endearing narrative jokes for children, sure to put a grin on your face. These kid-friendly jokes will come in handy if you ever need to cheer up your youngster.

A couple in my area gave their identical twin kids bizarre names. Trouble was one of the boys’ names, while Mind Your Own Business was another.

The two of them were having fun with a game of hide and seek. After Mind Your Business had completed the hundred-counting exercise, he went in search of his younger brother. However, he couldn’t locate him in any way.

When he observed a police car driving through the neighborhood, he pulled over to seek for assistance. Instead of providing his identity, he just said, “Mind Your Own Business!” to the police officer.

Despite feeling belittled, the police officer respectfully inquired as to what he was searching for in the man. ‘I am seeking for trouble,’ Mind Your Own Business retorted.

After finding a new mummy, the archaeologists threw a party in Cairo to celebrate. In the party hall, a mummy that had been on display for years sprang to life.

When the mummy realized the historians were frightened, he explained that all he wanted to do was listen to music. The mummy explained to me,

Please refrain from playing jazz; my trom-bones are in critical condition. I’d appreciate it if you could turn on some music for the closing credits.”

A small restaurant is visited by a food critic who is writing a review for the local newspaper on the food. As soon as he arrives, the owner greets him warmly and leads him to his seat at the table.

After the food is served to him, the food critic calls the restaurant owner to complain that his bowl of soup is missing an essential ingredient. It’s too hot, sweet, or salty, therefore the owner wants to know.

As soon as the food critic rejects the soup, the owner sets out to try it, but he can’t seem to locate the spoon. The reviewer agrees, saying that’s what’s missing.

I was travelling through a town in England when a woman flagged me down for assistance with her broken-down car. The lady would cross the street while I worked on the automobile and call out, Hello!

Because the lady thought it so entertaining, it happened quite a few times. If it hadn’t been for the fact that it was Adele, I’d have thought it was strange.

The head boy proposed to the girl he liked at a high school dance and she said yes. He spent an hour waiting in line outside the florist to buy her flowers.

An additional hour was lost waiting in line outside the tuxedo shop, which only made matters worse. Finally, he joins the girl for a dance. The boy went to get apple punch for the girl because she requested it, but when he returned, there was no punch line.

A father and son come into the barbershop I was working in to get their hair cut. While he was out shopping for groceries, the father asked the barber to give his son a haircut.

The barber had just finished cutting the boy’s hair, but his father had yet to appear. After an hour and a half, it was two hours. Finally, we inquired of the son as to where his father had disappeared to.

We were taken aback when the youngster said, “That man did not represent my biological father. His last words to me were that if I wanted a free haircut at the barbershop, I should come and see him.

A mosquito once walked into a clinic unnoticed. When the doctor saw him, he inquired about his condition. There were a lot of issues with the insect, according to him.

He was miserable in both his personal and professional life. The fact that he was miserable and devoid of inspiration sapped his energy.

After listening to his concerns, the doctor recommended that he seek treatment from a therapist rather than a physician. As for the mosquito’s response, it was this: Yes, I am aware of it. I was just called because there was blood on the floor.

Funny Paragraphs For Her

For the past month, I’ve been dreaming about you every day. Even if I spent every waking moment with you, I would still miss you at night. Only God knows the depths to which I would go to ensure that we would always be soulmates.

You are the rhythm that plays on my head during good moments and the beat of my heart. Allow me to love you indefinitely, my queen.

Getting lost in your eyes is one of the most wonderful experiences in the world. I’ve always known I was intended to stare at you, and I’d give anything to go back in time and meet you sooner.

You cut through my soul and mind with the most gorgeous eyes, bringing out the best in me, and that’s why I’d never trade you for anything in the world. I adore you more than I adore life.

Because I have never observed such love, I know you and I are a unique species. Aside from fairytales and romantic legends, you and I shall stand the test of time and overcome the most difficult obstacles. What I feel for you is unrivaled by anything that has ever happened to anyone on this planet.

It would be exactly where I’m intended to be if I died in your arms. I find refuge, tranquility, and the greatest joy in you. No one completes me quite like you.

Because of you, I’ve learned what true love is all about. Thank you for sticking with us through the good times and bad. I still find you as appealing as I did the first time I saw you.

I had no idea such things as sweetness and idleness existed until I met you. I’m like a rare language that only you know how to decipher.

No one understands me like you do, and no one makes me happier than you. You already know what I require without even thinking about it. Thanks to your kindness, love, and compassion, I am your open book. Thank you very much!

Those who wait for good things will be rewarded. Before you came along, I was lost, hopeless, and broken. Meeting you was a lifesaver, but knowing you changed my life.

Even if I spent every second of eternity writing about you, I still wouldn’t be able to express how incredible you are. Words alone are insufficient to express how much I adore you. You are the best friend, companion, and confidant a person could ever have.

I’ll be there for you at all times. It’s not simply in the good moments that we’re happy and at ease. I’m here for the bad times, too, for the restless nights, grueling workdays, and traumatic events.

I pledge to love you and hold your hand through life’s storms, and when things get better, I’ll be there to rejoice with you. Thank you for being the best thing to happen to me in my entire life.

If I haven’t stated it before, I adore you in every way. I adore your hair, your sense of style, the way you make me laugh, but most of all, I adore the way you make me feel alive.

I don’t know how to thank you enough for making me feel like the luckiest and most amazing person on the planet. Every day, I endeavor to be the man you require because you are deserving of all the joy in the world.

I fall more in love with you every time I look into your eyes, and it makes me know that we were meant to be together. You were the last to be built, meticulously modeled and created exclusively for me. Every morning seeing you is a gift I will never take for granted. It’s natural for me to love you, and it’s been the best thing in my life.

Relationships had always seemed difficult to me. There was something I hadn’t experienced before, and that was your beautiful loving. This was effortless between the two of us from the start.

You are an incredible woman, and I pledge to treat you with the respect you deserve. Dear one, here’s to more love and more life.

You are the first person I want to talk to when I get up and the final person I want to talk to before I go to sleep every day, despite the problems that surround us.

I feel special, appreciated, and well cared for while you are by my side. You are my pillar of strength, my solace, and my ray of hope at the end of the tunnel. I’m delighted to have you in my life.

To me, love is a feeling that makes your eyes sparkle and your heart beat faster whenever you think about someone. You are the person who brightens my days and brings a grin to my face. Even if I said “I love you” a million times, it wouldn’t fully express my feelings for you.

I get euphoric just thinking about you. I can’t drive properly most nights because I’m drunk on your love. That explains why I spend most of my days at your residence. You’re all I’ve ever wanted, and then some. Thank you for being the most authentic person I have ever met.

You don’t have to try to make me happy. It’s almost as if you were sent into this world solely to make me happy. For the remainder of my life, I have made it my goal to show you how much I love you.

If I could, I’d give up everything else in life to spend every minute of every day with you for the rest of our lives. You redeemed me from the shackles of guilt and brokenness and changed my entire perspective on love. I owe you my entire life. I’m in love with you.

The nicest thing that could happen to anyone is to find a lover and a best friend in the same person. I couldn’t go a day without you, not because I lack the necessary skills, but because you complete me in every way. If I could just provide you the power to view yourself through my eyes, you’d realize how much you mean to me.

There are no words to express my gratitude to God for providing me with such beauty. With your touch, you light up my heart and your dazzling grin, you light up my world.

If I had another chance, I would do everything with you again, but much sooner. You’ve cast a spell on me that can’t be broken, like a magician. I’m shackled to you for the rest of my life.

My life’s ambition is to kneel in front of two young ladies. When you propose, one of them is you, and the other is my daughter fixing her shoelaces.

You’ll be the most incredible mother and wife the world has ever seen. To the ferocious love that fires within us, here’s to you!

I intended to send you something lovely to brighten your day, but the mailman told me I had to leave the mailbox. I adore you just the way you are, but there is one thing I’d like to change about you: your last name.

After some consideration, my love for you resembles the gravitational force between Earth and the sun: the closer they are, the stronger it becomes.

You are my favorite person and the only one in my small world who is big enough.

Although there are 26 letters in the alphabet, my favorites are U, R, Q, and T. Apart from you, no one else deserves my love and affection. I only hope God doesn’t realize one of his angels has gone missing, because I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

I don’t gamble very often, but I’d bet my life that I’ll never stop loving and caring for you. Without you, I would not have made it this far. I would never replace you with anything in the world, no matter how difficult and irritating you are.

Let me mow you for the rest of my life, because you’re grass and I’m a lawnmower. I’ve only recently realized how wonderful you are. I’d even take a sip of your bath water. But who am I kidding?

You are, without a doubt, my life’s love. I hope you have what it takes to rip through my heart and discover where I’ve concealed my love for you. No one would be able to find or steal what we have, like a needle in a haystack.

Thanks to your effervescent nature and contagious smile, you replenish all my worries and fix all my problems. I’ve never been a professional photographer, but the instant I saw you, I saw us together.